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♪ ♪

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Well, just admit you took
some of my fries. It's okay.

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- Did you take the fry?
- I didn't eat your fries.

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- Where'd they go, then?
- What's the big deal? Just eat!

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- What is the big deal?
- Well, you tell me. You're the one arguing about it.

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Just say you took
the-- -Kids! Kids! Don't fight.

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Don't fight.
What are you fighting for?

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We're--
We're-- We're not fighting.

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Well...

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It's your line.

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- It's your line.
- No, it's not.

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- Uh, wait...
- Let's cut. Uh, that'll be a cut

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I'll see if I can fix that.

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- It's not my line.
- Okay.

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I think you made a mistake.

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Or maybe you did.

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- Is this my imagination...
- [Maria Sofia] I didn't forget!

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...or is this getting worse?

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It can't
really get any worse.

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It really can't, but it is.

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Well, it'll be all over very soon,

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when the Santa Monica
City Council votes

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to repeal the five-foot fence law,

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- and it's looking really good.
- Wow.

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I cannot wait to kick
him out of this stage.

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Look at him sitting in my chair.

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- Oh, geez.
- Hey, Lar.

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- Ah. I'm being summoned.
- Okay.

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[Ted Danson] I don't even
know what that means.

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[Maria Sofia] Well, it's
not my line though.

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Huh?

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- Oh, your daughter.
- She's killing it, right?

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I've never seen anything
like it in my life.

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- Hey, but I did have a note.
- Oh, did you?

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Yeah. They're arguing
in the scene, right?

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- [Larry David] Mm-hmm, yeah.
- And it's a big whole thing.

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And I'm-- I'm in it, and I'm interested,

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but then Teddy comes in.

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So your note is that we remove
Ted Danson from the scene

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so that there's more Maria Sofia?

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I didn't think of it that way, but yeah.

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By the way, you know you're
sitting in my chair?

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Yeah, I saw Maria has one too.

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So why don't you sit in her chair?

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- Well, that's where she sits.
- Yeah.

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- What's up?
- Oh, something's up.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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- What's going on?
- You-- You'll find out.

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- I can't wait, man. Spill it.
- Yeah, I know.

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Yeah, you're gonna find out.
Something's going on.

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- I'm in.
- [Larry] Great.

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♪ ♪

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- Hey, Stan.
- Hey, Larry.

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Wondering if you could do me a favor.

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- Sure.
- How do I stop people

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from sitting in my chair?
What do I do?

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Well, there's one thing
I can do,

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- but I wouldn't suggest it.
- What is it?

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- I can rope off your chair.
- Oh, yeah.

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But if there's anything
else you can try, Larry,

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I'd suggest it before we rope it.

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Once you rope it, there's
no turning back.

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I mean, that follows you around forever.

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You ever seen all about
Sir John Gielgud?

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- John Gielgud?
- Sir John Gielgud.

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You know, when he was
shooting <i>Julius Caesar,</i>

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he had 'em rope off the chair.

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He didn't work again for four years.

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You don't want to be another
Sir John Gielgud, do you?

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♪ ♪

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So what'll it be, Larry?

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- Hmm?
- Rope it, Stan.

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- Rope it.
- All right.

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[Leon Black] <i>My kit is there,</i>

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<i>this is where
I would sit right here,</i>

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and have breakfast in the morning.

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- This is a breakfast nook.
- It is a puzzle corner!

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You are crowding the nook!

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Take your breakfast

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and go to-- Potato chips?
What is the matter with you?

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Why are you eating potato
chips for breakfast?

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Leon eats potato chips in the morning.

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That's me talking in the third person.

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My first person loves
'em, my second person,

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and my third Leon person

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love potato chips in the morning!

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That is my puzzle corner, not a nook!

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- No, no! It's a breakfast nook!
- It's not a nook anymore!

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Hey! Hey!
What the hell is going on here?

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Leon is about sick and tired
of this shit, Larry!

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This is my cat puzzle, and
this is his breakfast.

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And he will not move his breakfast.

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She likes her puzzle. She likes
to do the puzzle, you know.

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I do.

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Ah, you gon' play your boy like that?

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You know, Leon, I don't think
you've realized something.

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- [Leon] Mm-mm.
- Larry and I

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- are in a relationship.
- That's what's happening?

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Yes. We are in a beautiful relationship,

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and you-- ever heard the
expression "third wheel"?

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How about "two's company,
three's a crowd"?

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That's wrong.
It's <i>Three's Company.</i>

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With one guy and two girls
in the same apartment.

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- The Regal Beagle! Regal Beagle!
- Hey! Hey! Hey!

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Come on. Take it easy.
Let her do the puzzle.

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- Thank you.
- Well, you know what?

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You enjoy your puzzle.

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Now, don't be surprised if
this thousand-piece puzzle

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turns into a 999-piece puzzle.

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- You would not dare.
- Would I?

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[Irma Kostroski] You would not dare.

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Larry, you hear what he said to me?

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- Don't you dare...
- Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

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- [Irma] Hey, hey, hey!
- Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

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My god. I can't take it anymore
with this guy, Larry.

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It's--
It's him or it's me.

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- What?
- [Irma] Yes.

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He goes, or I go.

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All right,
I'll talk to him later.

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Talk to him now.
Okay? Now, Larry!

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♪ ♪

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[Irma] Go tell him, Larry!

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Hey, sorry about that.

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Yeah, you should be sorry, Larry.

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I am. However, um, it pains
me to say this, but...

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you're gonna have to
leave for a few days.

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Oh, I see.
You're choosing her over me.

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No, it's only until they vote to repeal,

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and then you can come back.

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I gotta get rep-- I gotta get
that fence law repealed.

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I gotta get that girl out of the show.

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- You understand all that.
- [Leon] Look,

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I got another Mary Ferguson
coming here, okay? From Arizona.

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Know what I mean?
If I get out right now,

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I gotta fuckin' pack shit.

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I gotta bring all my stuff
for my trip on Thursday.

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- You're leaving Thursday?
- Fuck yeah,

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- I'm leaving Thursday.
- Oh, okay.

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So when you come back from
Asia, she'll be gone.

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I feel like something in you,

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it-- it-- you're enjoyin' this shit.

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- Are you insane?
- Happens all the time, Larry.

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People fall in love with their
motherfuckin' captors and shit.

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Something called, s--
uh-- uh-- Stockholm--

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- Like-- uh--
- Stockholm syndrome?

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You Stockholm tappin'.
That's what the fuck you doin'.

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- I am not Stockholm tapping.
- [Leon] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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No, I am not.
I hate every second of it.

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Let's figure out where you can go.

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- Swat?
- No, I can't go to Swat.

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You know what? I'll call Jeff.

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Okay. I'm gonna go over there,

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you know, but I don't--
I'm not gonna like it.

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[Susie Greene] <i>I don't want him here,
Lar. He's a menace.</i>

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Look what's happening in
my kitchen right now

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'cause of the leak that he caused.

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He has no place to stay.
And listen,

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it's only a few days.
He's leaving Thursday night.

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And by the way, he's great
to have around the house.

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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

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How'd you like to wake up in the morning

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and have a smoothie waiting for you?

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- Would you like that?
- I'd like that, yeah.

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And, you know, he's a wonderful cook.

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He makes a spaghetti
Carbonara that I-- I--

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I've been to Italy.
I haven't had anything like it.

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- Really? Leon?
- Really.

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Well, no, not really.
I-- I kind of made that up.

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Does he make the smoothies?

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- No. No, no, no.
- What's the straight dope?

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You know what he does?
He doesn't eat anything healthy.

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If you have healthy food in the house,

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he will not touch it.
And that is a guarantee!

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No fruits or vegetables will be touched.

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Yeah, it's just a few days.
Come on.

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You know what? I will allow Leon
to stay here for a few nights.

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- Thank you!
- I'll do this for you,

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you've gotta do something for me.

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- Always with the quid pro quo.
- I don't even know what this is.

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Colonel Vindman, you know who he is.

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I love Vindman.

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- He's a hero, yeah.
- Amazing. He's amazing.

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How many people would've
blown the whistle on Trump?

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So, he's doing an event
at the Holocaust Museum.

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- Yeah, I know, I'm going.
- [Susie] I was thinking,

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I wanna have a party for Vindman,

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introduce him to some celebrities,

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some Hollywood people,

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make him feel at home in Los Angeles.

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That's very nice.
I'll go, yeah, I'll go.

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Yeah, of course you're gonna go,

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but here's the issue.
I can't have it here

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'cause of the kitchen, number one,

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and also, since the surgery,

195
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I'm supposed to lay low and rest.

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How'd your vagina surgery go?
I haven't even asked.

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It was good. It went well.

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- So you got a new vagina?
- [Susie] I have a new vagina.

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I mean, it's gonna be like I'm an
18-year-old again. Right, Jeff?

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[Larry] Let me ask you this question.

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- [Susie] What?
- And I'll say this in front of you.

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Would you consider maybe, uh...

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me sampling your wares?
Is that possible?

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- My vagina?
- [Larry] Yes!

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- Would you mind?
- Not at all, feel free.

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- You wouldn't care?
- You have at it, my friend.

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- Thank you for that.
- [Jeff Greene] You're welcome.

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- I have no say, I guess.
- He doesn't care!

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I know you're making fun
of me right now, anyway.

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It's not gonna fucking happen.

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- Oh, you're breaking my heart.
- [Susie] Yeah.

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So tell him what you want from him.

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- Anyway, what can I do for you?
- Could we have it in your house?

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The party for Vindman?
It'll be catered,

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- so don't worry about anything.
- So I don't have to do anything.

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Party's over,
I go upstairs, right?

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- Yeah, of course. Of course.
- Okay, great. You got it.

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Should we have a sushi bar
and maybe just finger food?

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Maybe a pass around?
Just pass around--

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You know, I'm picturing
your kitchen, with the--

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You do have that big island.
We could do a buffet...

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[Susie] ...and just stuff

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that's not really hot,
that doesn't need to be--

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Just cold food, like a
cold platter, perhaps.

225
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Maybe deli, maybe he likes deli.

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What are you humming?

227
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- What is that?
- You know the Oscar acceptance speech,

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when they go on too long?

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- Yeah.
- [Larry] So they have to cue 'em to get off stage?

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That's the music they play.

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You're playing that to me right now,

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- doing the menu?
- Yeah.

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Get the fuck out!
Just get the fuck out, okay?

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Okay, okay.

235
00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:22,585
We're, um, gonna go
have lunch with Walt.

236
00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:25,005
I'm playing you off!

237
00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:28,091
Cutting you off!

238
00:08:28,216 --> 00:08:31,469
- ♪ ♪
- [Leon] Oh, we in business?

239
00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:34,639
Whoo, my man!

240
00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:39,811
- [Jeff] Hey!
- [Walt Kinney] Hey.

241
00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,396
- [Jeff] How you doin'?
- Good to see ya. Yeah, yeah.

242
00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,856
- [Larry] Hey, Walt.
- Get outta here!

243
00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:44,357
Come here, you.

244
00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:46,401
How you been?
It's been forever, you know.

245
00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,236
I don't even know the
last time I saw you.

246
00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,821
- You look great!
- Thanks.

247
00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:51,405
You know what, I'm gonna hit
the head real quick, okay?

248
00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:53,241
I'll be back in a second, fellas.

249
00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,576
- [Jeff] All right.
- [Walt] Don't order without me.

250
00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:57,996
Wh-- what's the matter?

251
00:08:58,121 --> 00:09:00,498
He just touched my penis with his penis.

252
00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:02,417
- Really?
- Yeah, our penises connected.

253
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,419
- Who does that?
- I don't know.

254
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,087
He doesn't know how to hug a man.
You have to get your butt back.

255
00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,756
You hug a woman, your butt goes back.

256
00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,341
- Isolate the penis.
- Maybe he's never been taught.

257
00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:12,010
You don't need to be taught that.

258
00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,179
It's like an instinct, like not
putting your hand in fire.

259
00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:16,014
Maybe he was so excited, he just
lost track of where his penis was.

260
00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:18,349
No, no. There's never
been a moment of my life

261
00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:21,269
that I did not have
total penis awareness.

262
00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,439
- It's subconscious, by the way.
- Of course, yeah. Total.

263
00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,484
You know, is it--
Is she dead, Nadia Comaneci?

264
00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,235
- I don't even know.
- Who?

265
00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:30,487
Uh, Nadia Comaneci.

266
00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:31,988
- Yeah.
- Oh. I don't know.

267
00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:34,324
- Strange. Hmm.
- ♪ ♪

268
00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:39,078
How much crap do you bring?

269
00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:40,830
This is crazy!

270
00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,916
I thought you're staying a
few days. What is this?

271
00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,667
This is all my stuff.

272
00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,169
Just get all this crap outta here, okay?

273
00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:47,712
I get it. I fucking get it.

274
00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,297
Give me a hand?

275
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,925
No, no, no. I just had surgery,
I don't do any heavy lifting.

276
00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:53,510
I'm asking you to lift
it up with your hands,

277
00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,261
- not your vagina.
- All right, enough.

278
00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:56,971
Get in the bedroom.
Get-- get rid of this crap.

279
00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:59,891
Shit, man. Hey.
You're nice, huh?

280
00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,392
All brand-new downstairs and shit?

281
00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,186
Yeah, it's pretty good.
It's pretty good.

282
00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:05,313
Hey, if you want
a brother, you know,

283
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,065
put some nice highway miles on
that motherfucker, let me know.

284
00:10:07,190 --> 00:10:09,484
Get the fuck in the bedroom,
and get rid of this crap!

285
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,735
[Leon] All right, I got you.

286
00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,737
♪ ♪

287
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:15,240
I don't know. I wanted a
little bit more back and forth.

288
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,950
- Morning.
- Is that doable? Okay.

289
00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,369
Well, then we'll just-- we'll just
keep it here for the moment.

290
00:10:21,203 --> 00:10:22,539
- Morning.
- Morning.

291
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,098
Um...

292
00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:43,684
We're going to get started
in the deli in about five.

293
00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:44,852
Okay.

294
00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,272
Okay.

295
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,115
Roped off your chair, huh?

296
00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:01,953
- Yeah. I did.
- Not a good idea, buddy.

297
00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,288
Well, I couldn't stand seeing that guy

298
00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:04,539
sitting in it any longer.

299
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,208
People are starting to get ticked off.

300
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,460
It's not gonna end well,
I promise you.

301
00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:12,839
Humphrey Bogart roped
off on <i>High Sierra.</i>

302
00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:15,216
No one on that crew ever
worked with him again.

303
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,468
- Is that right?
- Yeah, true story.

304
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:23,141
♪ ♪

305
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:26,477
See what I'm saying?
Nobody likes a roper, man.

306
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,273
All right,
everyone, first team rehearsal.

307
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,650
- Hey, Lar.
- Hey, Stan. Thanks for, uh...

308
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:34,402
- making that rope.
- [Stan] Oh, no worries.

309
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,738
I tell you, some set of balls,
puttin' that there.

310
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,323
- Yeah.
- [Stan] Oh, before I forget.

311
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,366
My uncle Michael wanted to say hello.

312
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,202
He used to work for you on <i>Seinfeld.</i>

313
00:11:42,327 --> 00:11:43,912
- He was a transpo guy.
- Oh, really?

314
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,622
- For a couple of months, yeah.
- How's, uh... how's he doing?

315
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:47,832
He's doing okay.
He-- he's back in Ireland.

316
00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,500
- Grandfather passed away...
- Uh-huh.

317
00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,878
...so Michael had to go back and
take care of the family farm,

318
00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:53,421
- you know?
- Yeah. Sure.

319
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,215
So he went back.
He's got about 60 acres of land,

320
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:58,134
about 65 miles outside
Dublin, a place called Goy.

321
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,011
It's got a ton of cattle, sheepdogs.

322
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,472
You know, he's a prize
winner potato grower now.

323
00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,515
Would you believe that?
He's doing a fantastic job.

324
00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,309
He's selling them all over Europe.

325
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,937
Now he's making
really good coin, you know?

326
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,773
But-- but Michael doesn't--

327
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,857
He's walking like a Trojan,
and he-- he's very grateful

328
00:12:13,982 --> 00:12:15,401
for what you did for him,

329
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:16,945
and he just wanted me
to say hello to you,

330
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,657
so anyway, thanks, Larry.

331
00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:27,247
♪ ♪

332
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,624
[Irma] <i>I feel very strongly about this.</i>

333
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,043
A lot of people complained to me.

334
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,671
And I think it's a personal freedom.

335
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:39,092
They do not like that they have
to have a five-foot fence

336
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:40,843
- in their backyard.
- Yes.

337
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:44,097
Yet again, we are dealing
with government overreach.

338
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,140
- Oh, yeah. That's it
- [Irma] I feel very passionate.

339
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,558
- Come on.
- [Irma] I feel very passionate on this issue.

340
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,184
Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?

341
00:12:49,309 --> 00:12:50,227
Yeah, it makes sense.

342
00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:52,605
Don't five-foot fence me in!

343
00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:53,940
Excuse me, Irma,

344
00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,317
the five-foot fence is a safety issue.

345
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,569
You don't fence a dock by a lake.

346
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,238
We don't fence the ocean.

347
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,198
- The ocean, really?
- I vote to repeal

348
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,700
this horrible law.

349
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,994
We have had a very full session today.

350
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,289
I would recommend that we
take a vote Thursday,

351
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:12,417
on repealing the five-foot
fence rule. All in favor?

352
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,544
- Aye.
- Aye.

353
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:15,461
[Simon Weinblatt] Okay, the ayes have it.

354
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,130
Uh, we are moving on now

355
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:18,798
to Councilmembers Johnson and Chung.

356
00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:20,216
Thank you, councilmember Weinblatt.

357
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,635
I propose that the council direct staff

358
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,388
- to explore possible options...
- That's my wife.

359
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,765
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. Melinda.

360
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,726
- Cool.
- ...regarding the proper

361
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,519
temperature regulation of food...

362
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,187
- Where'd you meet her?
- BYU.

363
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:34,981
- [Larry] BYU?
- Yeah.

364
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:37,567
- You Mormon?
- I am.

365
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:39,193
How many wives do you have?

366
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,611
Just one, just Melinda.

367
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,071
Yeah.

368
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:44,657
I mean, you got this
incredible opportunity

369
00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,326
to get three or four or whatever.

370
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:49,828
Well, a lot of people think that
it's kind of an outdated idea.

371
00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:52,290
Seems like monogamy is an outdated idea.

372
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,751
- Not for me, not for me.
- Boy, oh, boy. Kinda surprised

373
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,920
you're not taking that
Mormon advantage, you know.

374
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,089
It's like a tall guy who
doesn't play basketball.

375
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,592
- No I'm happily married.
- Yeah. No, of course you are.

376
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,428
So as a reminder, we will
be voting next Thursday

377
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,554
to rename the traffic circle.

378
00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:09,849
After the deceased utility worker?

379
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,726
- Let me ask you this question.
- [Simon] Correct.

380
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:15,897
If I converted to Mormonism,
could I get more than one?

381
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,774
I mean technically, yeah.
But I mean,

382
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:20,526
you'd have to convert to
a different religion.

383
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:23,321
- Is there an exam or something?
- There isn't just an exam,

384
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,907
you have to meet with the
higher-ups at the church,

385
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,408
like the clergy of the church.
And they would--

386
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,327
- Yeah.
- They would suss you out.

387
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,079
- I could fool them easily, yeah.
- Well...

388
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,289
It's just that I wouldn't
wanna do the studying.

389
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,208
It's a lot to do, just to
have more than one wife.

390
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,211
Yeah. I gotta say, it's an
appealing proposition though.

391
00:14:38,336 --> 00:14:39,712
Because you have one,

392
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,381
after two days you go to number two.

393
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,049
You get tired of two,
you move on to three.

394
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,926
By the time you're done
with three, you're ready

395
00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,428
to go back to one. It's like a
manager with a pitching staff.

396
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,013
Don't you want a break?

397
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,598
When she goes away for a weekend,

398
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,642
aren't you secretly thrilled?

399
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,769
No. I miss her sometimes.

400
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,896
Imagine how much you'd miss her...

401
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,732
if it was a weekly thing.

402
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,692
You'd be missing her all the time.

403
00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:07,281
Anyway, yeah, forget it.
It's, eh-- Don't worry about it.

404
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,699
- I'm sure it's great.
- It is.

405
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,743
Thank you all for your
passionate exchange,

406
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,870
I do appreciate it.
Meeting is adjourned.

407
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,039
- Have a good one.
- [Larry] Yeah.

408
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,916
♪ ♪

409
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,126
Good going.

410
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,672
Excellent. Very good. Good job.

411
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:24,674
Look at you-- your glasses are filthy.

412
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:25,925
What?
What are you talking about?

413
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,010
What are you showing up
looking like this for?

414
00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,430
I told you to wear your blazer
with the gold buttons.

415
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,723
Look at you.
It's layering everywhere.

416
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,767
- So what?
- I wanted you to come along

417
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,602
and look smart, okay?

418
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:37,979
Ah, Councilwoman Yovanovitch

419
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,356
Councilman Weinblatt,
Councilman Chung.

420
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,941
- Hi.
- Hello.

421
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,276
- Hello, pleasure to be here.
- I'm Larry David.

422
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,403
- Thank you for coming.
- Yes, thank you.

423
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,530
I love this. Very educational
and enlightening.

424
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:48,990
- Melinda.
- Yeah, you remember Micah.

425
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,783
- [Irma] Yes, of course.
- Oh, how do you do?

426
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,493
- [Melinda Johnson] Hi.
- Your husband and I

427
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:54,245
- had a very nice chat.
- Yeah.

428
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,955
- They have eight children.
- Do you have pictures?

429
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,748
- Yeah, we do.
- Yes, we do.

430
00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,250
- You wanna see some?
- That's-- I'll see 'em later.

431
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,710
- Sure.
- You're from Salt Lake?

432
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,003
- [Micah Johnson] Yeah.
- [Melinda] Yeah.

433
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,588
Oh, you-- Oh, you're so lucky.

434
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,715
- Oh, you've been there?
- No I haven't.

435
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:06,924
- You have to go.
- You have to go.

436
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,176
I would kill to go there.

437
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,094
You've heard the Tabernacle-- the choir?

438
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:13,514
What's more beautiful than
castrated boys singing?

439
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,933
It's so beautiful.
We have to go.

440
00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:18,311
- Have to, have to.
- [Irma] We have to go.

441
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,730
Melinda,
Larry is so passionate

442
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,982
- about the don't-fence-me-in--
- I actually--

443
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:26,486
I am in full support of the
five-foot fence repeal law.

444
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,279
It ruins the aesthetics of a yard.

445
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:29,822
- Yes, totally.
- [Irma] That's great,

446
00:16:29,947 --> 00:16:31,657
because Thursday, there'll be a vote

447
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:35,203
and then it'll be behind us.
It'll be over.

448
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,290
- Hmm. Yeah.
- [Irma] Right. Yes.

449
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,126
Okay.
Take care.

450
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,669
[Leon] <i>Yeah!</i>

451
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:44,962
[Mary Ferguson] <i>Oh, yeah, that's good.</i>

452
00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,589
[Leon] Yeah!

453
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,591
- Love a different bed!
- [Mary] Whoo! Oh, yeah!

454
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,469
[Leon exclaims] Whoo!

455
00:16:51,594 --> 00:16:53,596
Whoo!

456
00:17:01,812 --> 00:17:04,106
Huh? What?

457
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:06,984
[Irma] Larry.

458
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,905
I can't sleep.
Come on, let's go.

459
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,990
- Oh, my God. What?
- [Irma] Come on.

460
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,157
It's three o'clock in the morning!

461
00:17:14,282 --> 00:17:15,826
Oh, who cares? Who cares?
Come on.

462
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,246
- I'm ti--
- Let's go. Come on.

463
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,955
I want you.

464
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:22,917
- [Mary] Oh, yeah!
- [Leon] Oh, yeah!

465
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,752
It's gonna be a fucking nightmare, Jeff!

466
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,337
This guy's a fuck machine!

467
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:29,924
[Irma] Oh, yeah!

468
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,842
Shut the fuck up!

469
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,846
What is this, a fucking brothel?

470
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,640
[Leon] Mary fucking Ferguson!

471
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,892
- [Mary] Leon!
- [Leon] Whoo!

472
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,853
♪ ♪

473
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:52,821
- There he is. Larry!
- Oh, hey, Walt.

474
00:17:52,946 --> 00:17:55,407
Hey-- Whoa--

475
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:56,993
- [Walt] Whoa, whoa.
- [Larry] Oh!

476
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,078
Oh, no.

477
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:02,330
Oh, man.
You need a stick or something.

478
00:18:02,455 --> 00:18:04,333
This is all your fault!

479
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,460
- What?
- You came in penis first.

480
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,254
You gotta get the penis back.

481
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,089
- I just came in to hug you.
- [Larry] No, I know. But that's--

482
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,049
We've been seeing each
other a lot lately.

483
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,426
It's-- it's not a male hug.

484
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:16,012
There's an unwritten
rule for male hugging.

485
00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,388
There's no rules to hugging.

486
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,348
You wanna see how to hug?
Hey, watch. Watch this.

487
00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,183
Charlie! Give me a hug.

488
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:22,768
I haven't seen you in a
long time. Come here.

489
00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,311
See? Look.

490
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,314
See what's going on here?
You see the separation?

491
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,523
- Yes, I see the space.
- There's a big gap. Okay?

492
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,317
Our penises aren't locked
in mortal combat.

493
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,901
[Walt] That's like enemies hugging.

494
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,278
- Okay, get out of here.
- That's not a hug!

495
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:34,113
That's like an old-time
photographer pose.

496
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,073
Yeah-- No--
That's male hugging.

497
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,117
I've been hugging fine. Nobody
else has a problem with it.

498
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:39,744
Believe me!
They've objected to it,

499
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,244
they just haven't told you.

500
00:18:41,369 --> 00:18:44,205
♪ ♪

501
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:45,791
[Larry] Oh, great.

502
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:48,628
Oh, fuck.

503
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,028
- Hey, Lar.
- Hmm.

504
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,196
- Moving, huh?
- Oh, yeah.

505
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,366
Listen, this Leon,

506
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,201
it's like he's making a
fuckin' porno movie.

507
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,952
He's fucking in every room in the house.

508
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,788
This is fantastic news.

509
00:19:23,913 --> 00:19:25,665
- What's fantastic about it?
- Because he's getting along

510
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,875
with the new Mary Ferguson,
the one from, uh, Phoenix.

511
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,669
How long am I gonna have
to deal with this?

512
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,295
- Till Thursday.
- And then what?

513
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:32,588
- Irma's out.
- [Susie] Ooh.

514
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,382
Maria Sofia, Marcos.

515
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,675
- Gone.
- Gone, yeah.

516
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,218
Do you have somebody to replace her?

517
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:39,303
- Lily Collins.
- She's fantastic.

518
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,721
- Great, right?
- Fantastic.

519
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,306
I just saw Vindman in the hallway.

520
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:43,641
- [Susie] Yeah.
- [Larry] You saw Vindman?

521
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,059
Is he gonna sign these?

522
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,602
I hope so.
We bought these books.

523
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:47,770
[Susie] Yeah.

524
00:19:48,561 --> 00:19:50,356
Larry, what is this?

525
00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:51,898
- [Cheryl David] Where are your shoes?
- [Susie] What the fuck?

526
00:19:52,023 --> 00:19:53,442
- Ah, I threw 'em out.
- Why?

527
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,194
I had an accident outside.
I stepped in the...

528
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,487
- In dog poop?
- Yeah.

529
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,863
Why didn't you wash it off?

530
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,448
Wash my shoes off?
Are you serious?

531
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:00,950
You want me to go in the sink?

532
00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,159
- Yes.
- With what, a file?

533
00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,869
They get deep in the crevices there.

534
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,871
You can't get that out.
Once it's in, it's done.

535
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,998
I mean, I could've had
the one shoe option,

536
00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,667
but is that any better?

537
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:12,378
It's ridiculous.
And your socks are ridiculous.

538
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,797
The socks and the shoes, not
that much of a difference.

539
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,007
- It's like a thin shoe.
- 'Kay, it's not a shoe,

540
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,051
it's a sock.
You know it, we know it,

541
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,678
- everybody knows it.
- [Susie] Everyone knows it.

542
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,471
Okay, so I'm walking around with socks.

543
00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:25,975
It's better than coming in
here with a stinky sneaker

544
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,894
in the Holocaust Museum of all places!

545
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,771
Where's your girlfriend?
Is she here?

546
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,148
No, she couldn't come

547
00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:33,898
because her grandfather
died in the Holocaust.

548
00:20:34,023 --> 00:20:35,443
- Too much for her. Yeah.
- Too much, yeah.

549
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,111
- Oh, my gosh.
- [Susie] I understand that.

550
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,280
- Yeah.
- What's her name again?

551
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,199
- Irma.
- Irma, right.

552
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,617
She's a beauty.

553
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,704
Hey, um, Ted told me

554
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:50,082
that you roped off your
chair on the set.

555
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:51,500
- Yeah.
- I mean, who does--

556
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,252
You know who does that?
Tyne Daly did that...

557
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:55,004
- Oh, on <i>Cagney and Lacey.</i>
- On <i>Cagney and Lacey.</i>

558
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,423
I remember. Sharon Gless
wouldn't talk to her for years.

559
00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:58,840
- Years.
- [Larry] Yeah.

560
00:20:58,965 --> 00:21:00,342
You think I wanna be a roper, huh?

561
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:01,927
You think I wanted to rope off?

562
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,637
You think I wanna walk down the street,

563
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,431
have people point at me and
go, "There's a roper"?

564
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,141
No. I don't wanna be a roper,
but I was forced into it

565
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:11,020
'cause Maria Sofia and Marcos,
they kept sitting on the chair.

566
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,855
They're new to this, they
don't know the etiquette.

567
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,733
It's got my name on it.
A name should be respected.

568
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,526
Well, I have my monogram on my towels,

569
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:21,446
- and Leon jizzed all over 'em.
- Okay. Hey, you guys.

570
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:23,616
- We're in a Holocaust museum.
- I know where we are.

571
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,534
- I know where we are.
- I think you should watch your language.

572
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:27,619
The point is,
it never would've happened.

573
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,623
But they got me by the balls.

574
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,584
By the balls.

575
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:34,960
Why do they have him by the balls?

576
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:36,837
Oh, Cheryl, it is such a long story,

577
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,172
I can't even.

578
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,133
[Leon] All this stuff is historical.

579
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,636
People always look like
somebody you know.

580
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:45,262
[Larry] Don't listen to a word he says.

581
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,807
Oh!

582
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:51,352
LD.
Larry, I want you to meet--

583
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,436
Don't even tell me.
Don't even tell me.

584
00:21:53,561 --> 00:21:54,939
- I'm just gonna take a guess.
- Okay.

585
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:55,815
Mary Ferguson.

586
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:58,484
Yes!

587
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,027
So you're going Asia with this man?

588
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,153
I'm going, Thursday!

589
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:02,404
- [Larry] Wow.
- I'm excited.

590
00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:03,989
Where's your fucking shoes at, man?

591
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:05,449
- Oh.
- Is it a Jewish thing?

592
00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,160
Yeah, actually, if you don't
want to wear a yarmulke,

593
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,369
you can go without shoes.

594
00:22:09,494 --> 00:22:11,455
Oh, shit.
Who-- who fucking knew?

595
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,207
- Did you read the book?
- Yeah. Two days.

596
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,125
- Wow.
- I watched the testimony

597
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:16,710
from the beginning to end, twice.

598
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:18,254
- He's amazing, isn't he?
- He's a hero.

599
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,047
- Yeah, he is.
- [Leon] True fucking hero.

600
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:21,965
- [Mary] Did you read the book?
- I like audiobooks more.

601
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,176
- You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah, but you can't really

602
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:26,178
grasp it with an audiobook.

603
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:28,722
♪ ♪

604
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,935
Hey Larry. Who's that?

605
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:35,145
[Larry] That's a Mormon.

606
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:37,398
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
please join us in the auditorium.</i>

607
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,400
- <i>The event is about to begin.</i>
- Uh-oh. It's time.

608
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,984
- Here we go.
- [Mary] Okay.

609
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,864
[Cheryl] <i>You are amazing. I mean,</i>

610
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:47,032
I think the whole country
was inspired by you.

611
00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:48,534
- And your book is fantastic.
- Thank you.

612
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,661
Oh, my god.
Look at that, it's pouring.

613
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,872
Did you bring an umbrella?

614
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:54,748
- [Alexander Vindman] Thank you for coming.
- [Mary] You're incredible. Truly.

615
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:56,417
Gonna get you to sign my audiobook.

616
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:57,877
- Terrific.
- My man.

617
00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:00,921
♪ ♪

618
00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:36,957
♪ ♪

619
00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:43,047
[Susie] <i>All right, I have a lot
of people to introduce you to.</i>

620
00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:45,549
This is Larry's house.
It's not my house, as you know.

621
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:47,593
- You know these guys, right?
- Yeah.

622
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:49,178
- Oh, hey.
- You having a good time?

623
00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:51,138
- Yeah, lovely house.
- Oh, really? Thank you.

624
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,307
Ours is nicer, but we had
to have the party here

625
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,808
for various reasons.

626
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,060
[Vindman] Just trying to be diplomatic.

627
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:57,353
[Susie] Yeah, I understand.

628
00:23:58,145 --> 00:23:59,480
Why'd you wear golf shoes?

629
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:00,898
[Larry] Oh, they're from the museum.

630
00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:02,398
- Those are the ones?
- Yeah.

631
00:24:02,523 --> 00:24:03,859
You're still wearing them?

632
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,527
You know, they're very comfortable.

633
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:06,737
They really knew how to
make a shoe back then.

634
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,571
Yeah. Well, they had cobblers.

635
00:24:08,696 --> 00:24:10,407
- Cobblers, of course.
- Cobblers. We need cobblers.

636
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:12,785
[Irma] Hey, you want something?
You want a little--

637
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,453
You want so met hi--
You want one of these?

638
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,163
- No, thanks.
- I don't blame you, it's dry.

639
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,915
- Can I get you a drink?
- No, I don't drink.

640
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,458
- You don't drink?
- I'm in recovery.

641
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,417
- Oh.
- [Irma] I mean, as Larry knows,

642
00:24:21,542 --> 00:24:22,920
- I have a terrible relationship...
- Yeah, here we go.

643
00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:24,171
- ...with alcohol.
- Here we go.

644
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:25,714
[Irma] I was a horrible person.

645
00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:27,340
I was blacking out in council meetings.

646
00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:28,884
And then my personal low,

647
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:31,470
I woke up, I was 50 miles
outside of Bakersfield,

648
00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:34,181
with no pants on and a
casino chip in my hand.

649
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,891
And I had no idea how I got there.

650
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,810
That's when I realized
I had to get help,

651
00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:40,186
so I'm in the program,
which is just fantastic.

652
00:24:40,311 --> 00:24:42,815
And I had to acknowledge that
there's a higher power.

653
00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:44,733
You have to give yourself over.

654
00:24:44,858 --> 00:24:46,568
- Uh, I had a sponsor.
- ♪ ♪

655
00:24:46,694 --> 00:24:48,612
I had four Steves and one Eric.
And I have to go.

656
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,571
I have to-- I have to
go mingle out there.

657
00:24:50,698 --> 00:24:52,157
But I thank you for asking.

658
00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:54,076
God bless you, Jeff, for
caring and asking.

659
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:55,828
If you ever get into the situation--

660
00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:57,997
But thank you. Thank you!
God bless! God bless!

661
00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,957
- God bless!
- God bless!

662
00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:03,042
- Wow! Wow! Wow!
- ♪ ♪

663
00:25:03,167 --> 00:25:04,795
- Can you believe it?
- That's unbelievable.

664
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,005
Works every time.

665
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:08,048
[Mary] I read your book. Amazing.

666
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:10,509
What are you doing now?
Just hanging out or...

667
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,386
Working on another book project, so...

668
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,138
You know what a good
book title would be?

669
00:25:14,263 --> 00:25:16,348
- What?
- <i>China and Russia on that Bullshit.</i>

670
00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:18,350
- You mind if I use that?
- [Leon] Take that. Run with it.

671
00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,477
- I mean... Yeah.
- That's straightforward. People love that.

672
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:21,854
You and I have a lot
in common, actually.

673
00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:23,814
- We do?
- Yeah. My dad was in the Army.

674
00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,400
Must be fucking nice being a fucking hero.

675
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,527
- How does that feel?
- I just, uh...

676
00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,487
- still getting used to it, frankly.
- I mean, how did you do that?

677
00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:32,281
I could've never done that.
I would be so scared.

678
00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:34,575
It was easy. I was just up
there telling the truth.

679
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:36,702
You know what's even easier?
To lie.

680
00:25:36,827 --> 00:25:38,203
All you need is five good lies,

681
00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:40,039
and it'll take you through
the rest of your life.

682
00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:41,330
How do you keep your stories straight?

683
00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:42,875
Just hang around with dumb people.

684
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,711
Hmm. Well, it was nice
talking to you guys.

685
00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:47,212
It was really great meeting you.

686
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:48,547
- See you guys in a bit.
- [Leon] Okay.

687
00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:50,049
- All right. Bye.
- [Mary] I'll see you later.

688
00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:51,550
[Leon] Oh, man.

689
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:53,427
- He's something.
- [Leon] He's something else man.

690
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,137
What do you mean? You didn't
hire someone to clean up?

691
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:56,388
- Why not?
- It's not my house,

692
00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,891
- it's your house.
- This is not Chuck E. Cheese,

693
00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:00,684
you don't just come in here and-- and
have a-- a big party and leave.

694
00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:02,519
- Call a service.
- Larry, I gotta talk to you.

695
00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:04,188
Susie, could we have a moment, please?

696
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,106
He's all yours, Irma.

697
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:09,109
Did you tell Micah Johnson
to get a girlfriend?

698
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,695
No, not like that.

699
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:14,698
Well, Melinda just called me.
She is-- she's devastated.

700
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:16,784
She's-- What--
Why would you do this?

701
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:19,036
Well, I was-- we-- you know,
we were having a discussion

702
00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:21,080
- about the Mormon advantage--
- Why would you do something--

703
00:26:21,205 --> 00:26:22,873
You know, we've lost her vote.

704
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,458
What? She said she's not
gonna vote for the repeal?

705
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,502
She's not gonna vote
'cause she's mad at you.

706
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:30,297
- What-- what can we do?
- I don't know what she--

707
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,090
What you want to do.

708
00:26:32,215 --> 00:26:33,967
Does she have any interests?
What's her favorite charity?

709
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,803
Well, they're very
active in their church.

710
00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,096
- Oh!
- [Irma] Yeah.

711
00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:38,888
- I'll make a donation!
- A donation.

712
00:26:39,013 --> 00:26:40,724
They need a new organ.
They're always talking about--

713
00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:42,434
- The kids like to play, yeah.
- I'm gonna call her.

714
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:43,977
I'll fix this, I'll fix this.
I got this.

715
00:26:44,103 --> 00:26:45,729
- Oh, well, be very, very--
- I got it.

716
00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:47,606
- She's very unhappy.
- [Larry] I'm gonna fix this.

717
00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:49,316
<i>It was just a simple
Mormon misunderstanding.</i>

718
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,193
And again,
I really want to apologize.

719
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:54,113
Well, thank you, Larry.
I do appreciate your apology.

720
00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:55,948
[Larry] <i>You know, the Mormons
are a great people.</i>

721
00:26:56,073 --> 00:26:57,825
<i>I hear wonderful things about them.</i>

722
00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,076
I'd like to do something for them.

723
00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:00,536
I'd like to make a donation.

724
00:27:00,661 --> 00:27:02,412
Nobody's ever seen a donation like this.

725
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:03,747
A large donation like that

726
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:05,374
could make a difference
in so many lives.

727
00:27:05,499 --> 00:27:07,334
I'm also wondering if it's possible

728
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,128
you could do me a little favor.

729
00:27:09,253 --> 00:27:11,130
- A favor?
- [Larry] <i>Yeah, I would love</i>

730
00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:13,590
<i>to have your vote to get rid
of five-foot fence law.</i>

731
00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:15,342
It would be great to have a repeal,

732
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:16,927
a big, beautiful repeal.

733
00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,804
You know, a lot of people have
been talking about that law,

734
00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:20,347
telling me what a disgrace it is.

735
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:22,224
Some very bad people were involved,

736
00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:26,228
- <i>some very bad hombres.</i>
- Really? I-- I had no idea.

737
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,438
What about councilmember Yovanovitch?

738
00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,273
I heard she's voting against it.

739
00:27:30,398 --> 00:27:31,900
Yovanovitch, she's no angel.

740
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,027
She's gonna go through
some things, believe me.

741
00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:35,654
Oh, my.

742
00:27:35,779 --> 00:27:38,407
Uh, and what about
Head councilmember Weinblatt?

743
00:27:38,532 --> 00:27:40,200
There's a lot of talk
about Weinblatt's son.

744
00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:42,786
His father got him a job at
that construction company.

745
00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:44,663
- You know what they make?
- N-- no.

746
00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:45,955
Fences!

747
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,041
- Fences, really?
- [Larry] <i>Yeah, fences.</i>

748
00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:49,751
It's a disgrace, and people are saying

749
00:27:49,877 --> 00:27:52,004
- it needs to get looked into.
- I didn't know any of this

750
00:27:52,129 --> 00:27:53,755
was going on behind the scenes.

751
00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:55,632
Oh, yeah. That's why your
vote is so important to me.

752
00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:59,136
Well, I mean, I did initially
feel this way anyway.

753
00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:01,388
Yeah, the donation that I
was telling you about,

754
00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:03,140
<i>we could transfer that tonight.</i>

755
00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:05,017
So do we have a deal?

756
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:08,478
You can count on me.

757
00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:10,939
That's fantastic news.
This is great.

758
00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:13,025
Thank you, Larry.
I'm so glad you called.

759
00:28:13,150 --> 00:28:15,777
Me too. Okay. Bye!

760
00:28:26,205 --> 00:28:27,915
You're using the upstairs bathroom?

761
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,625
Yeah, the one downstairs is occupied.

762
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,667
Yeah, you know, the
master bathroom, it's--

763
00:28:31,792 --> 00:28:33,754
It's like the bathroom
at the officer's club.

764
00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:35,255
It's kind of off limits.

765
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,424
- I'm an officer.
- Hmm... not in this house.

766
00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,092
I heard the call, Larry.

767
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:42,095
- What?
- I'm concerned by the call.

768
00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:45,098
- It was a perfect call.
- That call was far from perfect.

769
00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:47,059
No, no, it was perfect!
Perfect call!

770
00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:49,311
What you did on that call
was completely improper.

771
00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:50,938
- Improper?
- Let me ask you a question.

772
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,898
Where'd you get those shoes?

773
00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:55,734
Um... my uncle, uh,

774
00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:57,653
was in World War ll.
He gave them to me.

775
00:28:57,778 --> 00:28:59,488
I'm sure you could do
better than that, Larry.

776
00:28:59,613 --> 00:29:02,324
Okay, my father gave them to me.

777
00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:05,160
What are you gonna do?

778
00:29:05,285 --> 00:29:06,912
I'm going to transcribe that call.

779
00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:09,164
And I'm sending it to the head
of Santa Monica City Council.

780
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:10,791
Why-- why would you do that?

781
00:29:10,916 --> 00:29:13,001
It's the right thing to do
to report it. It's my duty.

782
00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:15,504
Your duty? Your duty? Come
on enough with your duty!

783
00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:17,506
There's too much duty.
You're off duty!

784
00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:19,299
You steal shoes from
the Holocaust Museum.

785
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:20,801
It was raining.

786
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:22,803
- You rope off chairs.
- It's my chair.

787
00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:24,304
- And you bribe councilwomen.
- Eh.

788
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,056
And I'm sure
Head Councilman Weinblatt

789
00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:27,975
will be very interested in
hearing about all this.

790
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:30,143
What? Vindman! Vindman!
What are you--

791
00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:32,938
What are you doing, Vindman?
No don't do it!

792
00:29:33,063 --> 00:29:35,399
Come on, Vindman.
Come on, give me a break!

793
00:29:35,524 --> 00:29:37,109
You don't understand
what's at stake here.

794
00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:39,611
Whatever I did, it wasn't half as bad

795
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:42,823
as your using the upstairs
master bathroom!

796
00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:44,449
That's the real crime!

797
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:48,245
It was a perfect call!
A perfect call!

798
00:29:51,665 --> 00:29:53,083
[Irma] <i>Well, that was a great honor</i>

799
00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:54,960
to have such a hero in the house today

800
00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:56,837
- as Vindman, huh?
- Yeah.

801
00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:59,673
One of the top
whistleblowers of all time.

802
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,718
That was incredible courage.
Where'd you get those shoes?

803
00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:06,054
Hmm? Uh...

804
00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:10,309
In the-- my garage, they were in a box.

805
00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:11,685
- Oh.
- [Larry] I think it belonged

806
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,562
to a great uncle,

807
00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:15,605
from, uh, you know, the old country.

808
00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:17,774
You know, my Bubbie, my grandfather,

809
00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:21,528
Yitzhak Maultsevitch, he wore
similar shoes, you know?

810
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,238
- Oh, yeah?
- I have a photograph of him

811
00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:25,032
- before the war.
- I tell you.

812
00:30:25,574 --> 00:30:26,867
Yeah.

813
00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,952
Well, we had a hero in the house today.

814
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,872
If I could just do something as
brave in my political career.

815
00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:34,958
Let me tell you something, sister, okay?

816
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:37,002
You're doing something more heroic.

817
00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:39,629
You're repealing that
five-foot fence law.

818
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:41,465
Vindman's gonna be looking
up to you one day.

819
00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:43,175
- Yeah?
- [Larry] Yeah!

820
00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:44,801
Saying, "I wish I could be
more like Irma Kostroski.

821
00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:46,303
She took on Big Fence."

822
00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:49,514
Yeah well, we've got the
vote, so we shall see.

823
00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:52,434
You'll be able to run on that.
I got news for you.

824
00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:54,519
<i>When's the last time
you had the passport?</i>

825
00:30:54,644 --> 00:30:56,855
I don't fucking know Larry! I have to
be at the airport three hours early

826
00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:58,774
for fucking international
flights and shit.

827
00:30:58,899 --> 00:31:00,192
I got a fuckin' few hours left, man.

828
00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:01,818
I need my damn passport!

829
00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:04,404
Hey, city council's voting
tonight to repeal.

830
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:06,031
- It's tonight already?
- [Larry] It's tonight. Yeah.

831
00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:07,449
Oh, my God.

832
00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:09,326
[Leon] Where the fuck's the passport?

833
00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:11,161
Even if they vote to repeal it,
it's all gonna be meaningless

834
00:31:11,286 --> 00:31:13,789
if Weinblatt reads that
Vindman transcript.

835
00:31:13,914 --> 00:31:15,290
Are you sure Weinblatt
hasn't read it already?

836
00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:17,292
[Larry] No, 'cause it couldn't
have come until today,

837
00:31:17,417 --> 00:31:19,669
and Irma told me that he's
been at the council all day.

838
00:31:19,795 --> 00:31:21,963
- So what are you gonna do?
- [Leon] Are those in there?

839
00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:24,424
[Larry] I know he lives with
his mother. And I'm gonna

840
00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:26,551
- talk my way in and...
- Damn it!

841
00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:28,136
...hopefully find the transcript.

842
00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:30,180
- Oh, gosh.
- [Leon] I can't find the passport!

843
00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:32,099
You know what? I had to get a
license to get a passport.

844
00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:33,809
Know what I'm saying?
I used my real full name too.

845
00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:36,436
- What's your full name?
- Leon Luscious Black.

846
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:37,771
Your middle name is Luscious?

847
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,314
It's Lucius, but I
pronounce it Luscious.

848
00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:40,565
Everybody calls me Luscious.

849
00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:42,192
- Oh.
- [Larry] Need some help?

850
00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:43,276
Fuck yeah, my flight's
in a few hours, Larry.

851
00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,028
I need help.

852
00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:47,030
I can't get on the fucking plane
with no goddamn passport.

853
00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:49,866
I feel like I'm doing my part by
allowing him to be in my house.

854
00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:51,952
♪ ♪

855
00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:23,817
♪ ♪

856
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:26,445
Hello, sweetheart.
What can I do for you?

857
00:32:26,570 --> 00:32:28,947
{\an8}Head Councilman Weinblatt would
be very interested in this.

858
00:32:29,072 --> 00:32:32,159
{\an8}Oh, bu-- but he's not here.

859
00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:35,704
{\an8}All right, I'll give it to
him when he comes home.

860
00:32:35,829 --> 00:32:37,456
[Leon] Gotta be here somewhere.

861
00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:38,582
- Shit!
- Any luck?

862
00:32:38,707 --> 00:32:40,041
No. Have you seen it?

863
00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:41,501
If I saw it, we wouldn't
be here right now.

864
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:43,253
I mean, we gotta be there.
This is international.

865
00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:44,629
- Maybe it's home?
- [Leon] Maybe you're right.

866
00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:46,756
- It's gotta be at home!
- There you go! I think it is.

867
00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:48,175
Okay, look,
I'm gonna go home.

868
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,676
- Okay.
- I'm gonna get my passport.

869
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,052
And you go to the airport right now.

870
00:32:51,178 --> 00:32:53,013
- Hold the gate up.
- Okay.

871
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,015
Once they close that fucking door,
that's it! I can't get on!

872
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:56,475
- I'll meet you there.
- Before you get to the gate,

873
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,809
grab me one of those neck pillows...

874
00:32:57,934 --> 00:32:58,560
- [Mary] Okay.
- ...and two Slim Jims.

875
00:32:58,685 --> 00:32:59,811
- They don't have 'em over there.
- [Mary] Okay.

876
00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:01,438
I will be the last
person to board, okay?

877
00:33:01,563 --> 00:33:02,898
- Hold the gate!
- I'm gonna hold the gate.

878
00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:04,107
- [Leon] All right, boo.
- Meet you there.

879
00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:05,275
I'll be there!

880
00:33:05,275 --> 00:33:06,651
♪ ♪

881
00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:12,532
Simon, is it possible we could

882
00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,284
end the meeting a little
earlier tonight?

883
00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:16,286
[Simon] We have a lot to cover,
but I'll try to rush it.

884
00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:17,579
- Hi, Danielle. Hi, Simon.
- [Danielle] Hi, how are you?

885
00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:18,747
[Simon] Hey, how are you?

886
00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:23,752
Oh.

887
00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:25,837
Mrs. Weinblatt,
I'm here to see Simon.

888
00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:28,340
- [Mrs. Weinblatt] Yes?
- Um...

889
00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:31,343
- for Torah study.
- Torah lesson with my son?

890
00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:33,345
We're studying-- we're studying Torah.

891
00:33:33,470 --> 00:33:35,764
Well, he's not here right now.
He's still at work.

892
00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:38,600
Ah. Well, that's odd.
We made plans.

893
00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:40,810
He must be running late,
I guess.

894
00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:42,479
Oh, look, it's cold.

895
00:33:42,604 --> 00:33:45,524
- Come on in.
- Yeah, thank you.

896
00:33:45,649 --> 00:33:48,235
[Mrs. Weinblatt] Okay.
The door gets stuck a little bit.

897
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:49,945
[Larry] Oh, thank you so much!

898
00:33:50,070 --> 00:33:52,113
[Mrs. Weinblatt] Oh, you're
welcome, sweetheart.

899
00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:55,367
So...
...what is your name, young man?

900
00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:57,994
- Len.
- Len?

901
00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:00,330
- Friebush.
- Have we ever met?

902
00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:02,499
It's possible I met you at the temple.

903
00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:04,584
I wouldn't forget a
handsome man like you.

904
00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,127
You don't forget a
handsome face like this.

905
00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:08,129
- [Mrs. Weinblatt] That's right.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

906
00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:10,047
What are you teaching?

907
00:34:10,172 --> 00:34:13,843
Well, there's a
swirl of controversy

908
00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:17,055
over when the Israelites fled Egypt.

909
00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:19,140
Did they go right after
the Passover dinner,

910
00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:21,476
or did they linger and
have coffee and drinks?

911
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:23,228
- Jews linger.
- They sit, they talk.

912
00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:25,480
They talk. How would you
like a cup of tea?

913
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:27,899
Oh, Mrs. Weinblatt.

914
00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:31,152
- An offer I cannot refuse!
- Good, I make you tea.

915
00:34:31,277 --> 00:34:33,196
Yes, thank you, thank you so much.

916
00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:34,948
- You're we--
- That's so nice of you.

917
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,450
You're welcome, you're welcome.
I gotten you.

918
00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:39,953
I gotten you. I got, uh...

919
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:45,333
♪ ♪

920
00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,585
You want some rugelach?

921
00:34:48,378 --> 00:34:50,255
rugelach, yes, yes, fine.

922
00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:51,756
Strawberry or chocolate?

923
00:34:51,881 --> 00:34:52,966
Uh, strawberry.

924
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,676
[Mrs. Weinblatt] Good, 'cause that's what I have.

925
00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:56,052
Any milk for your tea?

926
00:34:56,177 --> 00:34:57,637
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, whatever.

927
00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,514
[Mrs. Weinblatt] Half and half or milk?

928
00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,725
I don't care! Either one!

929
00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:03,059
- [Mrs. Weinblatt] Sugar?
- What?

930
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:04,978
- You want sugar?
- Yes, sugar!

931
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,563
Make it! Make the tea!

932
00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:09,899
[Mrs. Weinblatt] Oh, you're
gonna like this tea.

933
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,782
- Where's Irma?
- I haven't heard from her.

934
00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:19,326
[Danielle] I haven't heard from her.

935
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,255
Oh, my opa! Oh!

936
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,425
He's sending me a sign!

937
00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:39,219
{\an8}His shoes. Oh, my God!

938
00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:56,529
♪ ♪

939
00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:10,168
Whoa, whoa, hey!
You can't do this!

940
00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:12,712
I'm gonna sue you!
You'll go to jail!

941
00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:15,340
- You broke the law!
- There is no law.

942
00:36:15,465 --> 00:36:18,885
It's been repealed! Bye!

943
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:20,679
- But...
- [Larry] And you.

944
00:36:21,346 --> 00:36:22,681
You're fired!

945
00:36:22,806 --> 00:36:25,141
- Ah, shit.
- [Larry] See ya!

946
00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:29,813
[Ted] Larry!

947
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:31,648
Thank you!

948
00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:39,781
Larry, I'm in!

949
00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:45,245
Pass the latkes, because
Marsha Lifshitz is here!

950
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:10,937
♪ ♪

951
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:14,482
♪ ♪

952
00:37:16,818 --> 00:37:20,071
All in favor of repealing
the five-foot fence law?

953
00:37:20,196 --> 00:37:21,531
- [Melinda] Aye.
- Aye.

954
00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:22,614
All opposed?

955
00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,325
- Nay.
- Nay.

956
00:37:24,451 --> 00:37:26,202
[Simon] Without a majority,
the vote to repeal fails.

957
00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:29,581
[Mrs. Weinblatt's daughter] Mom?

958
00:37:29,706 --> 00:37:31,958
- Mom, you there?
- [Mrs. Weinblatt] I'm coming, sweetheart!

959
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,294
♪ ♪

960
00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:35,962
What was that?

961
00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:39,549
Hey! Who's out there?
I'm calling the cops!

962
00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:46,598
Where's the fence?

963
00:37:53,897 --> 00:37:56,690
<i>We are on
schedule to arrive at 22:30 local time.</i>

964
00:37:56,815 --> 00:37:59,444
<i>We'd like to ask you now to sit back
and, uh, enjoy the rest of your flight.</i>

965
00:37:59,569 --> 00:38:01,696
[Vindman] ls everything okay?

966
00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:03,739
Oh, everything's great.

967
00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:06,367
I'm just so excited to go on
this trip with you, Alex.

968
00:38:06,493 --> 00:38:08,286
- Call me Colonel.
- Yes, sir.

969
00:38:08,411 --> 00:38:12,791
♪ ♪

970
00:39:19,940 --> 00:39:22,861
♪ ♪


